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Will Clarence the Clown be named the new England head coach?

Thursday, February 9, 2012

Sources close to the English Football Association believe that England's football governing body is close to naming the new coach of the England national football team following the February 8 resignation of Fabio Capello. 

With calls from the English press to appoint an Englishman to the job, it seems likely that Clarence the Clown is the best qualified man for the job and will be named the new head coach in the coming days.

If appointed, Clarence the Clown will not be the first high profile English clown to coach the England team with Graham 'Do i not like that' Taylor (1990-93) and Steve 'The Wally with the Brolly' McClaren (2006-07) bringing their unique individual blends of fun and tomfoolery to the England side during their tenures.