Sunday, May 9
Lilongwe, Malawi - Chipata, Zambia
A million ants have decided to make my room home. The expression ‘ants in your pants’ now has new meaning for me.
It is time to leave Malawi and head west. Malawi has been an excellent experience. Tomorrow Bjorn and I are due to appear in both ‘The Nation’ and ‘Malawi Daily Times’ newspapers. We have enjoyed national coverage on TV, radio and in the papers, and yesterday’s trip to the refugee camp will stay in the memory for many years to come.
I part With 100 dollars in return for two Zambian visas at the Mchinji border post, Bjorn Exchanges his remaining Malawian Kwacha and we are on our way to Chipata, the first sizeable town after the border.
The town feels noticeably more affluent than much of Malawi and our night’s accommodation is the most expensive to date. I guess that is a sign that we are edging ever closer to South Africa.
We watch Chelsea annihilate Wigan 8-0 to win the Premier League in our local bar together with some good humoured Zambians.
Sunday, May 2
Malawi border - Chilumba, Malawi
Upon waking up, Bjorn admits he has considered 'strangling me to death with a pillow' because of my crap bike and amateurish cycling skills.
After a slightly odd breakfast consisting of a flask of hot milk and a loaf of white bread the owner of Lubele Village Motel, Clement Mchomvu, goes out of his way to help us with the impending issues of the day:
A bicycle repair man comes to the motel and provides a new tyre and inner after repairing the wheel. Total price including labour - 7 pounds.
Next, Clement finds a trustworthy money changer who exchanges our unused Tanzanian Schillings for Malawian Kwacha…at a fair rate.
As if all this help wasn’t enough, Clement then cycles with us to the border to make sure we get through both sets of customs and sends us safely on our way into Malawi.
My initial impressions of Malawi and Malawians are that this country is poorer than either Kenya or Tanzania, and its people look tougher. The road to the first big town, Karonga, is flat as a pancake meaning we make quick progress. From there it is around 65 kilometres to Chilumba on Lake Malawi.
Kids ask for pens, shoes and money. The road is still flat but, aside from the colourful people that reside close to it, uninspiring compared to the amazing countryside on the other side of the border.
We reach Chilumba and locate the ferry terminal. Relying on unsubstantiated information I believe a once-weekly ferry leaves from here around midnight but it doesn’t appear as if a ferry has docked here in years.
Looks, however, can be deceptive and it turns out, fortuitously, that my information is correct.
Chilumba is a one-street cowboy town. Its restaurant-, bar- and store fronts haven’t seen a lick of paint in a decade. Every male of adult age appears to be drinking beer or spirits. It would be rude not to join them. Amongst our new found friends is Moses, who used to work at the nearby BP storage terminal but now does odd jobs to make ends meet, Justice, the River Steamer ticket master, who wants to become a preacher, and Joseph, a dapper, proud-looking 65-year-old man wearing a stetson and sharp pin-striped suit. Justice is the only man in town who doesn’t drink. But he, along with 90 per cent of the locals, is, shall we say, a little eccentric (in a nice way).
If Kenya and Tanzania are typical of Africa then the inhabitants of this tiny corner of Malawi, at least, remind me of the good citizens of Barbados and Jamaica.
Care of the only parable antenna in town we watch Chelsea overhaul Liverpool along with two-dozen kids crammed into a hut that resembles a classroom then set up camp at Chilumba Port as darkness cloaks the landscape.
Justice is so keen to become a preacher that he asks Bjorn to put him in touch with some Norwegian Missionaries. It is fair to say that although my Norwegian friend is a man of many good morals, he is not a religious man.
Not a man to be easily put off, Justice then requests that we join him in his solemn retro-office where, surrealy, he shows us three type-writer versions of the same CV. He got ’7’ for Bible Reading when he left school in 1974. He wants us to make a video of him so that potential missions might see our short film and contact him.
You can watch this fascinating little piece of cinematic magic here:
(LINK will appear here later)
The MV Ilala arrives at 9pm and we are allowed to board this beauty of a river steamer. She will be home for the next three days as we sail the entire 700-kilometre length of Lake Malawi to try and make up for the time we have lost with my ongoing bike problems.
Bed for the night is a sleeping bag on the wooden top deck of the steamer, under the brilliant stars.
This is travel at its most romantic; a throwback to a bygone era. I lay my head down, smell the fresh breeze, admire the starry sky...and fall into a deep, cosy slumber.