I may be in S America while the tournament is on, unless the FBI catch me first, can we meet up in Chile?
Actually, scrub that, I dare not leave Switzerland now for fear of arrest and extradition to the US.
I mean, why should the head of FIFA attend a Champion's League final? Or the Women's World Cup? There is important business to attend to.
Sorry, I mean I am resolving to stay put and work hard at home to do everything necessary to sort out this frightful mess that FIFA finds itself in. Not just shredding documents.
I cannot be extradited from my native Switzerland to the US without my consent but I risk arrest in many countries. I shall not travel to Canada for the Women’s World Cup final in Vancouver.
However, I shall be traveling to Russia for the draw for the qualification matches for the 2018 World Cup on 25 July.
See you there?
Full coverage of More Than a Game's adventure at the 2015 Copa America in Chile and roadtrip through Chile, Bolivia and Peru.